At first, it might not be easy to make a connection between the
three of them, but it is there!
Casings: All three have ?casings? in common. Generally speaking,
a thong is a casing made of fabric. A computer like a thong, can
have casings made of many materials. Celery though, is confined
by natural and scientific manipulation, in its casing material.
It doesn?t end there. All three can be wired, washed and
whittled. Colours depend on available pigments but have some
flexibility. Functionality is dependent on privacy. Mice can
have a negative effect. An unpredictable shower of hailstones
can change their properties. Pre and post Christmas sales can
affect the cost of all. Your grandmother would not necessarily
be familiar with all three.
Spam does not always compliment them. All three can be made in
China. Mayonnaise must be sparingly used, not such much due to
its high calorific content, but more because of skin allergy and
electrocution likelihood. One size does not fit all. Product
selection depends on taste. All three items should be disposed
of, separately.
Now, Dietary effects of thongs, computers and celery: Thongs can
obstruct the gut, and manufacturer guidelines should be adhered
to. Computers can also be detrimental, in cases of crashes,
identity theft, and of course any swallowing of them. Celery is
less harmful but the cellular membranes (cellulose), which
support it, may not suit the digestive systems of everyone. Ask
your local farmer for advice.
Known locations of thongs, computers and celery: Anywhere there
are people, entrepreneurs and fertilizers.
Known references to thongs, computers and celery: www.TheTrivialTimes.com
About the author:
Tranni D'Electric is an "expert" columnist with http://www.TheTrivialTimes.
com and an "authority" on electronics. Her brain may be
fried from too much logic, though she does her best.
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