There once was a boy named Terry. He was a nice fella but he had
a few issues. One of his biggest issues was that he always tried
to be a sick kunt. He used to be like this because he thought he
needed to be seen by others in a particular way. This was
especially common around the company of girls. Here's an example
of one of his lines to a male friend: Get me a drink bitch!
Now this may sound like normal behaviour between joking friends
but I assure you this is different. You see, it is never done
when others are not around to witness it. Only around "new
friends" or people that don't know him well will this
behaviour be "switched on". Terry may think that if he
acts in this way others will think, "This guy is so cool,
he talks to his mates as if they are trash. He must be a sick
kunt." Sadly, the reality is that people just see Terry as
a sad ass homo that needs help. They may even feel a bit sorry
for him.
So what's the moral to this story you ask? Always be yourself,
not a science fiction movie character, Snoop Dogg or anyone else
for that matter. If that's not enough for people then fuk 'em.
It's about gaining respect the proper way - With honesty and
integrity. It may take you longer but it will last a lifetime.
About the author:
Kham is the webmaster of
href="http://www.wallpaper.net.au">Wallpaper World and the
author of
href="http://www.gronky.com">Gronky.com.
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