Let's face it Hell has gotten a bad wrap over the years. I
mean, is it really all that bad to go to Hell? It?s not so much
Hell that?s the problem. It?s the company that resides within
confines of the Netherworld. Whether it's the Dark Lord or some
of his evil little Dominions causing a ruckus, it?s the company
not so much the place.
Hell has fantastic scenery of glowing red that bounces off the
ever flowing lake of fire that literally lights up the Hell-sky!
This continuous flowing lake sends off the slightest roar of
delicate thundering into the air. It?s a truly tranquil sound as
it snakes its way throughout the hills and valleys of the
Netherworld! As the Flames lick the everlasting fiery night sky
with snaps of joy, the air warms and becomes quite warm and
pleasant. Therefore, there is no need for snow shovels & snow
blowers in Hell
Another term for Hell is Bottomless Pit. This brings me to the
aspect of the residents that call Hell their home. Hell is
packed with its fair share of evilness. I mean let?s face it the
Devil or Lucifer has not been known to be a good neighbor.
Because the bottomless pit is, well, bottomless, there are
plenty of places that one can go to settle down. We don?t
necessarily have to go to Hell and set up camp directly across
from the thrown of Beelzebub himself, we can go miles away,
somewhere more north even. It?s time we stand up and say ?I?m
not going to take it any longer! I want to live in Hell and no
one is going to stop me, not even the Devil him self!?
9 out of 10 preachers disapprove this article (even though it
was in good fun)?..okay, not really.
About the author:
Edward Kemper does not believe that everything in life should be
taken very seriously, not even Hell. Life is short, enjoy it. www.hellestates.com
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